ForComicJunkies: 10 IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS WE CAN LEARN FROM THE LONELY ISLAND

Today was a big day for the movie business. The Academy Award nominations were announced today. Along with the usual snubs, surprises, and shock one nomination stood out to me - The Lego Movie's "Everything is Awesome" has been nominated for Best Original Song. That's right. That song that was made to sound like every pop song on the radio in the Lego Movie has been nominated for Best Original Song (I'm realizing this as I'm typing it).

I'm excited because I'm a huge fan not only of The Lego Movie but of The Lonely Island and Tegan and Sara. That song is really fun and catchy. I find myself listening to it more often than a grown man probably should. But then again, it was nominated for an Oscar so clearly I was right to love it.

Anyway, it's awesome that the Lonely Island are getting a chance to shine. Like I said, I'm a huge fan of their work. They're funny, random, and crazy over the top. Just the kind of things you'd expect from Saturday Night Live veterans.

If these guys can get nominated for an Oscar, then there is hope for all of us!

If you've never listened to a Lonely Island song in your life then do yourself a favor and listen now! Not only are their songs funny, but they can teach us very important life lessons. Here is my list of TEN IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS AS TAUGHT TO US BY THE LONELY ISLAND:

KNOW YOUR LIMITS from "BOOMBOX":

"Boombox" tells us the story of a man that finds a way to liberate people - with a boombox. He goes from place to place, uniting cultures, bringing out the funk in snobby people, and finally letting old people run wild with their hormones. This song teaches us that music can bring people together but it also teaches us that sometimes there are limits. Music is a great tool for uniting the world, but it can also be dangerous. "You gotta know your limits with a boombox."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA

HAVE FUN, BUT BE YOURSELF from "SPRING BREAK ANTHEM":

The "Spring Break Anthem" sets the stage for a normal, douchebag filled spring break. Lonely Island tells us it's Ok to have fun at Spring Break, but never forget who you really are.

Couldn't be Hulk anymore, but he still found happiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUw4Qh9uFK8

JUST GET TO THE POINT from "I JUST HAD SEX":

While every other rapper is telling us to "lick the lollipop" or "turn down for what" (whatever the fuck that means) the Lonely Island just gets right to the point and tells us that they had sex. They let us in on their sexual adventures without sugar coating it or speaking in innuendo. Honestly, it's kind of refreshing.

Sigh . . . reminds me of my first time . . .

The lesson here is say what you want to say and just get to the point! They certainly did. HEY OH!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

"YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE":

The Lonely Island cares about us and our well being! This song is full of great advice on how to avoid trouble. This is definitely a lesson we can all learn and will hopefully pass on to our kids. You only live once, don't waste it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c

BEING AN ADULT IS TOUGH from "DIAPER MONEY":

We all know that growing up isn't easy. You're responsibilities increase and your free time decreases. It's tough. At times it won't be a lot of fun. But you know what? You can make it fun. Stay on your hustle for your diaper money. Keep your wife close. And prepare for your death. You never know when it's coming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V35jvY0u7I

YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM from "THREW IT ON THE GROUND":

Don't be afraid to stand up for yourself and challenge authority! You might look ridiculous but at least you'll be standing up for your beliefs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

RUN YOUR IDEAS BY YOUR FRIENDS from "JACK SPARROW":

You might have a great idea that will really sell some albums, but make sure your friends know about it first. You don't wanna piss anyone off. Also, be sure to listen. If they don't like it, they will tell you. That's what good friends do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY

ENJOY THE OCEAN WITH YOUR VERY BEST FRIENDS from "I'M ON A BOAT":

When you win a free boat ride, bring your best friends and have the time of your life. You may never get another chance to have a ride buoys, fuck mermaids, and wear a nautical themed afghan. Enjoy it while you can and don't be stuck on the boring land.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

BE A GOOD LISTENER from "GO KINDERGARTEN":

When you're at a club and the music is telling you to do things, you better do them. You'll look stupid if you're not and also it's polite to be a good listener. Even if the requests are strange, it's better to listen and be respectful than ignore it and be a loser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKQ6nINAeq8

BE A GOOD LOVER, FRIEND, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN from "3-WAY (THE GOLDEN RULE)", "DICK IN A BOX", and "MOTHER LOVER":

Your best friend will be with you no matter what. He'll help you shop for Valentine's Day, make sure your mom is taken care of on Mother's Day, and even be a third wheel if you are into that. It's all about the love, baby!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABrSYqiqvzc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM&spfreload=10

See? You can learn a lot by watching funny music videos on the internet! Or maybe I just read too much into this . . . Well in the mean time remember that important bonus 11th lesson brought to us with help from Tegan and Sara: