They think I'm out of shape so I have to jog their memory

This is taking FOREVER!

Chewbacca tries to get into a nightclub. The bouncer stops him. Chewbacca screams. The manager comes out and says, "Hey let the Wookie in"

I'm really not understanding why its cold today

I'm like a robot. Zero emotions right now. And no one seems to care . . .

Holy crap I'm sore!

New favorite song: Reminder by Jay Z. Its in the Hangover Part II preview. If you have not heard it don't worry I will be driving by soon ;)

A Jedi Knight?! I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur

Kevin Costner is gonna be Jonathon Kent in the new Superman movie. Hmmm . . . I approve of this!

RIP Michael Gough (Alfred in the original Batman movies) You will be missed

Anybody wanna watch Goonies with me?

I think next time I find a little R2 D2 toy I'm gonna buy it and put it at my desk (yes I've given this way too much thought)

Is it Ugly Tuesday at this restaurant? The servers are all hot but the customers are ugly! I've never felt so out of place . . .

I'd go to the doctor but I'm pretty sure he would diagnose me with a case of the Mondays

Work today has some new job responsibilities First song I hear on my Ipod when I sit is the Darth Vader theme Sigh . . . I think its a sign

Fuck daylight savings!

I wanna work for Verizon just to say to new customers These arent the droids you're looking for (ha ha you see what I did there?)
<=The JJ=>

There is not enough Star Wars in this house. I must remedy this immediately!

I really hope Charlie Sheen doesn't think I'm a troll. Or a warlock. Or anything really. That dude is messed up in the head!

Everybody look out I'm not in a good mood today

Yes I have ash on my forehead! Cuz I'm Catholic Get over it!

Today

Well it's a new day. It has been an interesting week. I went from Holy Crap I hate my life to Eh it's not so bad. I've made some mistakes and have paid for them but it is no use dwelling on it. Now I'm living my life. Dunno where this blog is gonna go but I hope we will soon know.

If there was a problem yo I'll solve it! Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it!